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 What did I eat today?

Well lets see.

For breakfast I had the following:
One glass of orange juice (prolly 10 or 12 oz)
two eggs, sunnyside up
two hash browns
five slices of bacon
a link of sausage
toast with butter and jam
one biscuit
three jelly donuts
and i think that's all

throughout the morning i also had two cups of coffee with cream and sugar, I don't usually like cream and sugar but it was definately a cream and sugar day.  I also had a couple more jelly donuts.

For lunch I had the following:
A large serving of crawfish etouffe
a large salad with ranch dressing
two cans of Dr. Pepper (burping was involved)
a glass of water
a banana
and peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream

in the afternoon I had one of those king size reeces thingies and another cola, later i enjoyed a bowl of ben n jerry's then a small glass of milk.

For dinner number one, around 5, I had
Two baha chalupas
one soft taco
cinamon twists
large soda with no ice

i got a large milkshake from mcdonalds around eight

for dinner number two, about ten-ish, I had
a small salad
an apple
a small serving of leftover speghetti
white rice with cheese and broccoli
a guinness
glass of water
two fried oreos
and one eclair

i had a glass of wine around eleven

and right now I am having lemon creme cookies and milk before bed

feel free to do the math
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joel_mot From: joel_mot Date: October 21st, 2007 10:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
I was never good at math.
splitmyskirt From: splitmyskirt Date: October 22nd, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
joel_mot From: joel_mot Date: October 22nd, 2007 09:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm still trying to figure out how to respond to that. I'll let you know if I think of anything.
splitmyskirt From: splitmyskirt Date: October 25th, 2007 12:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
poor thing
From: eatwell Date: October 22nd, 2007 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm no good at math either, but I am amazed at your eating prowess! I'm also very proud of you so far, and hope that encourages you to continue!
splitmyskirt From: splitmyskirt Date: October 26th, 2007 08:43 am (UTC) (Link)
thanks, that was a heavy eating day most days i don't have time to eat like that
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splitmyskirt From: splitmyskirt Date: October 25th, 2007 12:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
so that's why i've gone from
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and will eventually become
( . )
From: (Anonymous) Date: October 25th, 2007 02:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
You, Maddie the Magnificent Fattie, consumed 11109 calories. Wow! Is this typical for you? I expected that my estimate of 7575 cal would be high but apparently didn’t expect your appetite. I wonder how much will you gain this month?

By meal

Breakfast 3137 cals Bacon has 131 cal per strip and donuts have 270 cal each.

Snack 720 What’s better than jelly donuts – more jelly donuts.

Lunch 1896 What the heck is etouffe? I'm your dearest mathematician not your dearest parisian gourmet. Whatever it is, it can have anywhere between 100 and 510 calories per serving. Would one eat low cal etoufee after eating 5 jelly donuts? I used 510 cal but that could be low since you said it was a large serving. If you really must eat French food, please consider French fries – from fast food chains. I found a nice listing of 681 cal for a cobbler a la mode that made me hungry just reading about it.

Snack 1105 King size Reeses have 515 cals!

Dinner 1530 Thanks for eating at Taco Bell – it’s easy to look up.

Milkshake 1110 (32 oz) McD’s shakes could cure world hunger

Dinner 1380 broccoli cheese and rice. A challenge. How cheesy is it? I found 200 cal for a 2 oz serving. A hard day of eating all day works up an appetite. 8 oz (4 servings) seemed reasonable. A fellow Guinness drinker! 170 cals per pint.

Snacks 733 Eclairs have 23 more calories than jelly donuts. Somehow éclairs seem more decadent.

Your meticulous documentation is greatly appreciated. However, I still question whether this could be a typical day (Scientists always worry about statistically valid samples) so if you are motivated to provide more data please do.

Your Dearest Mathematician
splitmyskirt From: splitmyskirt Date: October 26th, 2007 08:47 am (UTC) (Link)
11109 calories? Hooooly crap! lol even I'm amazed.

That's not how I normally eat, during the weekdays I dont have time to eat like that lol, it was definately a heavy eating day.

etouffe is cajun, it is rice with shrimp or scallops and a red sauce, tres bonne!

it was very cheesy

i always wondered why alcoholic drinks don't have to put the nutrition box on the bottles.

From: subtlefeeder Date: October 29th, 2007 09:43 am (UTC) (Link)
What a great day you had. >Food=>weight=sexier
obesegirl From: obesegirl Date: November 3rd, 2007 06:55 am (UTC) (Link)

Thanks for the ad :)

Glad you found me, looking forward to chatting ;)
joel_mot From: joel_mot Date: November 5th, 2007 03:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Happy Birthday, Maddie

I decided that this would be the place to wish you and all your alter-egos a very happy birthday.
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