February 2nd, 2008 01:15 am (UTC)
Can you fit in a phone booth? If size zero jeans are now too big, what size will you get next? Is the 250 lb weight limit on Segway transporters for real? Can you go from gaining 20 lb a month to not? How many plates of etouffe can you now eat in one sitting? Did you gain 30 lbs over Christmas? Have you run a marathon in 2008? Do you jiggle when you ride a pogo stick?
Happy Birthday, Happy Thankgiving, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, Blessed MLK Day …